We here at Celsius Game Studios have done an exhaustive scientific study* comparing our new game Chromodyne to a common consumer item of comparable price, in this case, a cup of coffee. We hope that the table we have painstakingly constructed using dubious information will convince you that Chromodyne is worth buying, possibly instead of that 3rd cup of coffee you're thinking about getting. C'mon, it'll last longer!

Feature	Chromodyne	Cup of Coffee
Stimulating
Addictive
Humorous Story
Caffienated
0 Calories
Hand Held
Downloadable Over Internet
Can Ruin Your Good Shirt
Supports Indie Game Development
Cheaper Than a Cup of Coffee

* - SCIENCE! (not actually science)